We’ve tried. Swear to dog, We Have Tried. We’ve tried to make light of the current Presidential elections by recommending books and making snarky comments. We’ve also tried taking this process seriously. We’ve voted and let you know about the inherent corruption in our political system. But we’re tired. So here’s the new idea, from Miss Dolly Parton herself.
We had hope when we heard that Loretta Lynn had been nominated for Attorney General. Or course, that turned out to be Loretta Lynch. What a difference the Coal Miner’s Daughter would have made! So now, our hopes lie entirely between Dolly’s ample bosom. Save us, Dolly!